I lie on my bed looking up at the stars and wonder....Where the fuck is my ceiling?!

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bostonsocks:

cryingarabella:

breaking news


#when did the onion start posting real news stories

bostonsocks:

cryingarabella:

breaking news

1 hour ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 37,773 notes

misswitsandsarcasm:

The Best of Supernatural Posts 15/?

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 3,085 notes
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 269,265 notes

bigenderbeatnik:

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

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1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 378,841 notes
mishjerry:


every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 523,930 notes

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 176,726 notes

steevoooo:

thedarkknyght:

jcsp1688:

paleasland:

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OMG

…now that you think about it…

Never can just scroll by this.

No fucking way.

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 460,141 notes
earlgreytea68:

Ever have those moments where you just love the Internet so much? 

earlgreytea68:

Ever have those moments where you just love the Internet so much? 

1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 21,298 notes

fluffypuppyofficial:

Fluffypuppiesfluffypuppiesfluffypuppies

2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 130,348 notes
bloomingbanana:

the little sunbeam that is Amy Dyer

bloomingbanana:

the little sunbeam that is Amy Dyer

2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 4,240 notes

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 521,281 notes
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plasteredd:

weloveshortvideos:

Asian girl does terrifyingly weird cup song

im pretty sure this is my life in one video

2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 81,370 notes

james-p-sullivan:

the most under-appreciated conversation in monsters inc

2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 266,938 notes

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 69,094 notes
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